Things you do when you're bored

Empty 3 train.

Detail from the "See Something, Say Something" poster with a few modifications.

Has everyone seen the "See Something, Say Something" posters in the subway that encourage riders to report suspicious packages? The poster has a picture of a blue plastic bag under a bench as an example of a suspicious package we should report should we see one. As my form of protest during the Republican Convention next month I'm tempted to report every single plastic bag or cardboard box that I find. For goodness' sake, there's a plastic grocery bag half-filled with crap on every platform in the subway system at all hours of the day. If everyone would report each bag the system would grind to a halt in a matter of minutes.