Koronet Pizza on Broadway near Columbia University is well-known for the size of their slices. I happened to be walking by last night and soon found myself enjoying a slice. The pizza is pretty good. The crust is both crunchy and chewy. The slices are large enough that I find myself shaking parmesan on one section, hot pepper on another section, and oregano on a third.
While I was eating three teenagers with southeast Ohio accents came in and also got slices. Koronet's slices are so large that you have to fold them in order to eat them. These guys weren't folding and it wasn't a pretty sight. I was about to show them how to fold their slice when the unforgivable happened. One guy asked at the counter for marinara sauce for dipping and the guy pictured above asked for ranch dressing. Ranch dressing??? They were beyond my help.