Mr. Met has an imaginary friend he calls Poor Sara Got Sold for Ten Bucks. Here Poor Sara is telling Mr. Met a story about Anna Benson. After Poor Sara had left to go to wherever imaginary friends go when they leave, Mr. Met mentioned that he also had stories to tell about Anna Benson. "Like what?" I asked. "Just stories" Mr. Met replied.
It has been a happy-sad week for Mr. Met. He was Happy because baseball season has begun. Sad because the New Mets started the season very much like the old Mets.