Later Saturday, much closer to the East River than the Hudson, I imagined another conversation involving New Jersey:
Passenger: Dude, you just backed into that light pole.
Passenger: You just knocked over the light pole.
Driver: Crap! Did anybody see us? I don't see anybody.
Passenger: I don't see anyone. Let's get out of here before anyone notices.
Driver: Yeah, let's get back to Hoboken.
Of course, the driver could always claim he was distracted by this sign across the street:
Finally, I was remiss yesterday in mentioning weird and New Jersey in the same post and not linking to WeirdNJ.