Breaking News

Even while taking the pictures I knew this photostitch of St. John the Divine wouldn't work.  From across the street the building is too big for the lens I was using.

Was anyone else charmed by the "BREAKING NEWS" spam this weekend?  Contrary to what usually happens, it was my work email account that was largely spared while my gmail account got hit (albeit all of the incoming were automatically shunted to the spam folder).  Here are my favorite in no particular order:

BREAKING NEWS: Pamela Anderson Shouts, "I'm Gonna Remarry My One And Only True Love Tommy!"
BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears And Michael Jackson To Write Parenting Book
BREAKING NEWS: Home Office To Deport Anyone With IQ Below 100
BREAKING NEWS: John McCain Selects Laura Bush As His Vice President
BREAKING NEWS: Cindy McCain Talks About Her Boobs
BREAKING NEWS: Spongebob Squarepants Not Shrek's Father!
BREAKING NEWS: Jesus Christ To Star In Next Series Of Batman
BREAKING NEWS: Blair: I'm Not Gay, That's Just My Accent
BREAKING NEWS: Bearded Lady Gives Birth
BREAKING NEWS: Theodore Roosevelt Was A Gay Man
BREAKING NEWS: Guy With Big Giant Head Laments Lifetime Of Presumed Super Brilliance
BREAKING NEWS: America's Migrant Workers Embrace 'Leave Your Child at Home Day'
BREAKING NEWS: Cannibal arrested when he tries to eat himself. Police think it is attempted suicide.
BREAKING NEWS: Ethics Committee Makes Ten Commandments Rules Change - Stealing Is Now OK