Mr. Met gets excited whenever the Mets play the Yankees. As I was trying to eat breakfast this morning he started jumping on the Mariano Rivera and Alex Rodriguez baseball cards yelling "The Evil Empire will be destroyed! I will also stomp Anakin Steinbrenner and Darth Torre!" When I suggested he might be a little confused he screamed "If you're not with me, you're my enemy! The force is strong with Pedro and Obi-Wan Floyd!"
Mr. Met is going to be resting for a few weeks.