
It seems that I have been photographing lots of odd signs recently. Despite that, I have to say that I am sometime reluctant to share them here. One reason for my reluctance is the sheer number of signs in the city. On any given commercial block there are probably several hundred signs large and small, handwritten and commercially produced etc. Even if the vast majority of the signs are error- and weirdness-free, there will still be a handful per block that are "different" and some of those will be interesting enough to photograph. Multiply those interesting photos by the number of blocks in the city and you have a lot of photo ops. In a sense, taking photos of odd signs is just too easy because there are so many of them.
Having said that, I've walked around the city with a person, a person who lives in the city, who barely noticed what block they were on, let alone the businesses on the block or the signs in a window. That's an extreme case (and is not, as far as I know, a regular reader of these pages), but it indicates to me that lots of people are missing out on entertaining weirdness that surrounds us.
I'm also reluctant to post photos of signs, like above, that have punctuation and grammatical errors. We all make mistakes and I'm not interested in broadcasting the honest errors of others. For all I know this sign was written by someone who has been in the country for six months, and for whom English is a second language.
Sometimes, though, the signs are just too good to pass up. While walking west along 17th St yesterday morning I glanced left and saw this sign:

By itself this isn't an interesting sign, so I kept walking. There were no instructions immediately to the right so I assumed the arrow was pointing to another set of doors about 40 feet down the street. What sort of instructions would you expect if you saw that sign? I didn't put much thought to it but I assumed there would be some instruction to call security, use your keycard, show ID, etc. to get in. Instead, the only instruction was this:

Now there's building management that has really low expectations of those who enter!
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