Proof that people will put any sort of crap online

This empty Brown Cow Cream Top blueberry yogurt container stayed upright when I put it in the sink.  You would think it would tip right over.  I guess it was light enough that the soap bubbles were able to support the weight.

I went to the doctor's to see if anything could be done for my everlasting cold.  Columbia physicians do not have fancy offices, he shares an office smaller than mine with another doctor and their admin assistant.  When I get there he is looking in the dorm fridge on the floor.  He says to his assistant, "Where is that bacon and egg sandwich.  I know I had a bacon and egg sandwich in here."  The assistant looks at me and I announce my presence by saying "I hope I'm not getting the cholesterol talk today."  Much grumbling about how there are certain things patients shouldn't hear ensues. 

He prescribed Allegra-D.  I'm not sure if it works as I started breathing easier before picking up the prescription.  Now I have a horrible phlegm-producing once or twice a day cough for only five minutes --down from the half-hour marathons 3-4 times a day a week ago!

Blood pressure - 110/50.

Relative weight gain/loss - down 8 pounds from a year ago, up 1 pound from two years ago, up 27 pounds from 21 years ago, down 1 pound from 22 years ago, or up 174 pounds from 44 years ago.

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what? no cheese?