Lights Out

Later Saturday, much closer to the East River than the Hudson, I imagined another conversation involving New Jersey:

Passenger:  Dude, you just backed into that light pole.
Driver:  What?!
Passenger:  You just knocked over the light pole.
Driver:  Crap!  Did anybody see us?  I don't see anybody.
Passenger:  I don't see anyone.  Let's get out of here before anyone notices.
Driver:  Yeah, let's get back to Hoboken.

Of course, the driver could always claim he was distracted by this sign across the street:

Finally, I was remiss yesterday in mentioning weird and New Jersey in the same post and not linking to WeirdNJ.

Comments

[tien]

that's an actual license plate?

and i think it's "i don't see nobody."