Passenger: Dude, you just backed into that light pole.
Driver: What?!
Passenger: You just knocked over the light pole.
Driver: Crap! Did anybody see us? I don't see anybody.
Passenger: I don't see anyone. Let's get out of here before anyone notices.
Driver: Yeah, let's get back to Hoboken.
Of course, the driver could always claim he was distracted by this sign across the street:
Finally, I was remiss yesterday in mentioning weird and New Jersey in the same post and not linking to WeirdNJ.
that's an actual license plate?
and i think it's "i don't see nobody."
Posted by: tien | 31 January 2006 at 09:21 AM