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22 January 2007



i prefer milk from FAKE cows.


That's hard to find isn't it?

perpetual futility

Notes from the advertising dept:
A. Horizon's cows are the farm equivalent of Paris Hilton.
B. Ours are honest, blue-collar cows, the cow equivalent of Good Will Hunting.

A2. Not all cows can take the factory farm life, but ours tough it out, chin up.
B2. Cream-o-land cows are better than those sissy, grass-fed, organic cows who need their milk fondled out of them.

Possible slogans?
Do you want fondled milk?
Yeah, me neither.

Cream-o-land. REAL Cows. [Cue that guy from the Chevy commercials]

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