From Real Cows

I don't normally buy whole milk, but I couldn't pass up Cream-O-Land's milk from real cows.  There's no indication on the package that the milk is organic, or the cows free of growth hormones.  The quart only cost 93 cents, so I assume this is generic milk from factory farm cows. 

Next time I want to try Cream-O-Land's Lots-Of-Pulp milk.

Comments

[tien]

i prefer milk from FAKE cows.

[Joe]

That's hard to find isn't it?

[perpetual futility]

Notes from the advertising dept:
A. Horizon's cows are the farm equivalent of Paris Hilton.
B. Ours are honest, blue-collar cows, the cow equivalent of Good Will Hunting.

A2. Not all cows can take the factory farm life, but ours tough it out, chin up.
B2. Cream-o-land cows are better than those sissy, grass-fed, organic cows who need their milk fondled out of them.

Possible slogans?
Do you want fondled milk?
Yeah, me neither.

Cream-o-land. REAL Cows. [Cue that guy from the Chevy commercials]