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I had dinner this evening at Lolita's, an excellent Mexican restaurant that's just a couple of blocks away from my apartment. For a few minutes I was the only person in the dining room, which was odd because Lolita's is a good place to eat.
After a while two women came in and were seated not that far from me. I was busy eating a salad and reading the paper but I looked up to see that one of the women had taken off her shoes and was alternately rubbing her feet and enjoying the tasty chips and salsa with, it goes without saying, the same hand that was rubbing the foot.
Now, four inches of rain cleansed the city's sidewalks this weekend but the idea of touching food with a hand that had just been rubbing a foot, that was inside a shoe that's just walked who-knows-how-many wet blocks of Harlem, didn't seem too sanitary. I return to my salad and eventually start on the enchiladas poblanas.
A few minutes later the entrees arrive for my toe-rubbing neighbor. She has ordered enchiladas suizas, with a layer of stringy Swiss cheese on top. How do you eat stringy, melted, Swiss cheese in a restaurant? The toe-rubbing lady slices a chunk of enchilada, lifts it her fork and proceeds to wrap the Swiss cheese strings around her fork using the hand that had been rubbing her toes. Bite after bite after bite.
And that's the story of tonight's dining experience.
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