Open request to anyone that would buy these products based on the ads above: Please send me fifty dollars. You should expect nothing in return and I will not provide anything in return for the money. Why should you do this? Well, I was going to request $500 but, because I'm a nice guy I'm going to reduce the price by ninety percent. 90% off! How often do you get a discount like that?
Actually, I think it may be illegal for me to offer you nothing in exchange for money so I will provide a certificate of authenticity that says you saved 90%. If you just want 50% off send me $250 and I'll send you a certificate saying you voluntarily paid only half-price.
you should go to work as a mortgage broker!
Posted by: Jeff | 29 June 2011 at 12:19 AM
Joe- What are you doing tomorrow? Justin Townes Earle will be at the Brooklyn Prospect Park. He's good. Ann Z.
Posted by: Ann Ziebarth | 29 June 2011 at 11:09 AM
Sounds good but I will be a few hundred miles downstream from you guys tomorrow night.
Posted by: Joe | 29 June 2011 at 09:40 PM